It’s pathetic that i’m so paranoid about disappointing that I spent my day yesterday looking up helpful tips and instructions on how to give a “toe curling” hand job.

In theory, i’m officially the best there is.

In reality, i’m still incredibly inexperienced and weird for looking it up at all, let alone a week in advance from when I hope to do it.

MLIA.


(Source: mhiddlestons)